
“A wedding dress should make excellent snow camouflage, at least when it’s still relatively white,” Kevin Cotter writes in his new book, “101 Uses for My Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress.

“A wedding dress should make excellent snow camouflage, at least when it’s still relatively white,” Kevin Cotter writes in his new book, “101 Uses for My Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress.
I swear to fuck, the next time I see either of you, you’re dead.